tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

littlecatscratches:

Even though I’m no better than a beast, don’t I have the right to live?

this fuckin movie

(Source: slashfilms)

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.