sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts)

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜs ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.

ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄɪᴛɪᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɴᴜs. ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟɪғᴇsᴘᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇs. ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʀs. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ﹕ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss,  ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴏɴs ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɢᴜʟғs ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ. ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪᴇs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ, ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. 

ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ.

(Source: edenprimes)

romanimp:

romanimp:

Some of the best alpine/woodland military camo is developed by the Swiss, but most of the rest of the world refuse to use it because it has pink and red splotches on it, making it look “unmanly.”

Honestly if you’d prefer to risk it for the sake of looking “manly” then you deserve to get shot. 

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"That couldn’t possibly work, Roman! Alpenflage is dumb and you’re dumb!”

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DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY “WHERE’S WALDO” WITH THE SWISS

YOU WILL LOSE

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool

  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.